About Time !

25 08 2009

Nearly two months ! I would be lying if  I said I was thinking about posting something here. As a matter of fact, I bumped into my own blog by chance. I was doing an ego search when I caught a glimpse of that rusty jalopy. Imagine my surprise ! Opening the webpage revealed a poignant scene – A post named Random something, with a timestamp pointing to the distant past. That had me scurrying me over to the Dashboard.

Well, here’s something to live up to the good name of the blog : Make love and be merry, for tomorrow you may catch some disgusting skin disease. Let’s see if someone catches that reference.

In other news, I’m still jobless and in need of a social life that delivers the following : Rampant sex ( with free contraceptive supplies ),  … hmm,  that’s about it, I guess.

Let’s see if I can get Calvin to sign off for me … ah !

For some reason, ths strip reminds me of the Renaissance

For some reason, ths strip reminds me of the Renaissance

Well, here’s to me having an epiphany that concerns life, death and 42.

… more like a truck than a jalopy, on second thought.

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Random, et Al

29 06 2009

I’m still wound up in Prototype ( which should explain the brain damaged post that is this ) and the TES Construction Set while trying to watch State of Play. It just isn’t working ( easily compared to this pitiable attempt to keep myself eschewing this blog as well ). In any case, here’s some of the notable events that has happened since my last post :

  • Unlocked a lot of new combat moves and powers in Prototype
  • Started working on a new mod, stopped short of a release with a cameo of an annoying bug
  • Found out that a very small amount of Japanese Oblivion players use one of my mods
  • Michael Jackson died of a cardiac arrest
  • Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen grossed $200 million in the box office in it’s first week, paying no regard to the reviews it received
  • Public Enemies was induced into the IMDB Top 250 list before it’s official release
  • I managed to update my collection of music by The Corrs
  • Updated AudioSurf and was made Pro Champion of a few obscure ( according to AS ) songs
  • Improved my standing in the field of Quantum Mechanics
  • Watched The Insider

That about sums it up, give or take. I’ll let Calvin have his say before the last three minutes.

An Opportunity

An Opportunity

Smart kid, eh ?





Well past Day 2, huh ?

8 06 2009

E3’s come and gone. And here I am, lacking the inspiration to go on ! The post-day 1 scenario saw my euphoria wear off and my lethargy setting in. Missing that unholy fervor and eloquence the first day’s events had given me, I ended up spending the rest of the time debugging my current project. Needless to say, that took up the rest of the day and some more, putting in motion a series of events that had me giving up, flushing the script and starting over anew. It helped. Rest assured though, for I deliver what I don’t promise.

Match Point

Match Point

The second innings of the Calvin and Me series ( Yes, this is gonna go on for a while ). Frankly, I think he just said it – The “other” universal question. One would be lying if he/she/it claimed that such a question never came to his/her/it’s mind. But let’s not delve into the intricacies of reason and thereof – It inexorably hijacks one’s train of thought into a philosophical void where there’s nothing to do but cogitate over the necessity of , yes, reason in ( and for ) whatever you do.

More to come and it won’t necessarily revolve around the same subject …





The Half Life, Death and Resurrection of one Gordon Frohman

27 05 2009

February 15-ish – That was the fateful day. It wasn’t raining though. I was aimlessly wandering through the jungle when I stumbled upon a site featuring an article about machinima. It was there, innocently sandwiched between two links( both of which pointed to an obscure corner of the web ). I had no idea what it was then – The only reason I’d clicked on that link was because it had something to do with Half-Life ². I hadn’t a clue as to how that particular action was going to affect my outlook on the game ( or machinima for that matter ). 5 minutes later, I was laughing my head off – 3 pages into the comic.

For those who are still reading this, Concerned is a webcomic by Christopher C. Livingston based on the award-winning game, Half Life ² ( the sequel to the genre-redefining Half Life ). Not strictly( using the word at it’s broadest sense ) following the game’s story line, the comic follows the exploits and (mis)deeds of a resident, Gordon Frohman, in the Half Life ² universe, from how he’s always being confused with Gordon Freeman and his attempts to get himself a combine-reconstructive surgery, to his mostly-failed attempt at saving Dr.Breen from the real Froh, er… Freeman. The author has done an excellent job at bringing out the humor veiled deeply inside the HL² universe – Some thing I never thought existed.

The comic mostly a parody, albeit an Affectionate one, of the game. It pulls apart the story, pokes at the game’s flaws and has references to a number of funny things, like the hype caused by HDR added to Lost Coast and the monopoly of Steam. Frohman’s dumbness is only seconded by Chris’ sense of humor – However proportionate they might be. Anyone who’s played the game will have a great time reading through the 205-page 6-paneled bundle of joy.

Unfortunately, as we know, no good deed ever goes unpunished – One must be warned of the consequences of reading the cute little thing. Lose of interest in your own universe is the primary, while the auxiliaries would be a sharp pain in the abdomen due to excessive laughter, the failure-to-stop-re-reading-the-comic syndrome and spoiler-content if you are one of those creatures living under a rock.

Even though the original comic has an ending, a spin-off series has popped up. I haven’t checked it out meself ( found about it only today ! ), but it looks good. Apparently, it continues poor Frohman’s (mis)adventures after his death – With a few sizzling  gypsies thrown in 😛 – and continues the comic into Episode 1. The new series is being created by Norman N. Black, who seems to have wit comparable to Christopher’s.

Concerned : Gordon Frohman

Concerned : Gordon Frohman

For the technically oriented, the comic was created from screenshots taken from inside the game, as it is in machinima. Character and object posing was done using Garry’s Mod, a very good modification for Half Life ².

This is by no means the only good webcomic based on the Half Life series – PHWOnline hosts a large number of high-quality comics. It’s catalog is much more diverse, offering comics from different genres( yes, they exist even in comics ).

So what’s the verdict, you ask ? It’s pretty obvious, I say – Be a good boy/girl/man/lady/creature, visit the website, skip breakfast/brunch/lunch/dinner/supper/the midnight snack and start reading, whether you’ve played the game or not. Here’s to Frohman’s long life .

A Concerned Citizen

Concerned : The Half-Life and Death of Gordon Frohman

Concerned 2: A Concerned Rip-Off-The Continuing Adventures of Gordon Frohman

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Half-Life_2